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Thursday, January 17, 2019

Good Things Coming in Threes: John Wick, Bad Boys & Ghostbusters




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Bad Boys III begins filming Will Smith and Martin Lawrence were spotted causing traffic in ATL. Nothing new to report just expressing happiness that the movie is officially on the way. I think that an opportunity to capitalize on the franchise was missed. It could have been what Fast and The Furious became eventually, if they would have produced the films back to back. Jason Reitman to Direct New ‘Ghostbusters’ Movie Set in Original Universe Ghostbusters Extreme??? Will this be the hell on earth we were promised by Dan? I'm hoping for a Ghostbusters Extreme situation to play out.
Reaction: John Wick 3 Trailer, I give my reaction live







Rumors & Specs
Spider-Man Trailer Is Mysterio pretending to be a good guy? I believe is. Hydroman/Sandman? Probably not, just an illusion most likely. I'm wondering if Mysterio has found the alien technology from the Avengers movie just like Vulture or was one of his customers. Real magic? Could he be a failed wizard from Dr. Strange? Evidence Far From Home Take Place before Infinity War (bus). Maybe it is I'm now fifty fifty
Upcoming Reviews: Mr. Glass review announce the new channel & FIRST video with Mr. Glass: https://youtu.be/5IDLKBL8RyE






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Deadpool will soon be back home at marvel studios. What do you think the chances are of them keeping Ryan Reynolds and continuing the franchise considering its success or will they ditch it altogether? Just started watching and love the show keep up the good work.













Sunday, January 13, 2019

The Upside to watching Cranston & Hart was my shared moment with Perri Nemiroff


My fiancee and I started off the day working. I am a real estate broker and had a client to show a home in Richmond Texas. My client who i've been trying to get into a new rental finally was approved for a brand new home that he loves. It was a good day for him and a weight off of his shoulders. We went out together around 4 p.m. in the afternoon after a morning of enjoying quality time together and lets just say "resting" we "rested our brains out".



Image result for credit realtyAfter work we decided to go to a movie, since we were so close to Katy, I used my AMC A-List subscription to reserve two tickets for the movie The Upside starring Kevin Hart and Bryan Cranston. Both of us were running on fumes, not having lunch so we made sure to have food before going to see our film. We chose Red Lobster and had the steak and shrimp. It was outstanding and the service was too. Red Lobster by the Katy Mills mall in Katy Texas. Then it was off to the AMC in the same area. We were up on the second row. I usually sit in the middle and center but the film was sold out.
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The best part was before the trailers started off and I saw my Collider Crush, the average Goddess slash Perfect Human, Perri Nemiroff on a commercial before the trailers. Whatever the hell my fiancee was talking about was immediately rejected as all of my senses were now focused on Perri. Well, maybe 2 or 3 of my senses. I don't want to be too extra right now. It was so awesome I even tweeted about the situation and was retweeted by the Queen herself. My heart is still rapidly reacting. I just want to have lunch with this woman and talk movies for hours. That's my dream, but for now we can just tweet. Till That Day.
I guess its fitting that she is called the "Fantasy Movie Analyst"

Okay, the movie. Brilliant.

Cranston and Hart reminded me of a chemistry similar to Richard Pryor and Gene Hackman or Murphey and Hall. I would love to see them team up again. One of the best things about the film was that it could have followed a lot of campy cliches of a feel good movie. Where the person who needs a second chance or prove he's a good person does a crooked thing in the beginning and it comes back to bite the new found love or relationship then he has to re-redeem himself all over again with some huge gesture. I mean, it happened but in a more realistic and touching way. Where hurt fillings and realistic adult ways of moving past it were used instead of the typical movie campy stuff. The cast Kidman, Farahani, and Aja King from How To Get Away With Murder were top shelf casting and the director managed to pull together a team that successfully caused me to care about each of them, no matter how long or short their time were on screen. I stayed invested and interested in all of them and that's a rare thing to do.


You will have a good time watching this film. The Feel Good of the year is an understatement. The Feel Great Movie of the year. You will be inspired and want to do more and do better for yourself and for others. With just the right tone and pacing this film was 2 hours long and I did not feel it. When it ended I could have sat through another ten or fifteen minutes. I would love to see Kevin and Bryan again in another project.

In conclusion, Perri, I would love to be your next tag team partner on the Schmoedown.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Is Jodie Comer The Perfect Human or Just Another Average Goddess?



 I was first introduced to Jodie Comer via Dr. Foster and I couldn't stand her. I mean I hated her and everything about her. Which meant she is a brilliant actress. She did her job. Because it wasn't her I was upset with it was the character. She's doing it to me again. Making me feel feelings on a human level, when I just want to couch potato it out and just be myself. I can't do that when she is working, when she is on the job. Doing that thing she does when the director says action after memorizing her damn lines. Ugg! She distracts me. Like the lure of the siren song. I bet you think I just have a crush on her because she's one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen. You'd be right but this is also true of Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Winona Ryder. There are just people in this world who are like gravity. I'm pulled in and can not break free. But yes, she's attractive too. If I were single, I would definitely be getting turned down by her at this very moment. There's no way I'd have a chance to even serve her coffee and there I go again. For all I know we'd have a lot in common and fall in love but because she is so good at what she does I fantasize out of the norm and place her on a petistle. There are just some people out there you hope to meet and at the same time never want to break the enchantment from fear they might not live up to what you blown out of proportion. She's just a regular Goddess. A perfect human.

So anyhoo, I'm watching Killing Eve. No, I'm rewatching Killing Eve but never got past the first episode. No, I was reminded by Netflix to go to Hulu after the Golden Globes to finish rewatching Killing Eve and I'm starting over. Nailed it. This is The Binge.

Episode 1: Nice Face

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Villanelle (Perfection Villainess) is eating ice cream sitting across a mother and daughter in a shop doing the same. Villanelle is probably a psychopath so she can not sit quietly without creeping out the little girl who catches her attention. Luckily the pervy shop keep is also looking at the little girl and smiling a little too hard at her. But this makes her smile and this is recorded in the mind of our villain. Being that she must hide in plane site, she mimics the pervert and gives the girl a similar smile. Success, the girl smiles back. Time to get up and leave then knock the girls ice cream in her lap when her mother isn't looking and keep walking as we hear the mother yell at her stupid clumsy daughter. She'll never have ice cream again and that makes you happy. Its five past seven time to kill someone. Then we learn our heroine Eve has a thing for serial killers who are smart enough to get away with it. Creeper. She's under appreciated at her job as a spy but she is the only one smart enough to assume the killer is a woman. This causes her to be fired later because the powers that be don't like back talk. Fortunately for her the real powers that be see potential and keep her on even though she put a young suvillain at risk and was not able to stop the only witness to be murdered. None of this was really her fault but its funny how she was totally under the bus by the end. Villanelle dialogue with her handler Konstantin is hilarious. She seems to truly care for him. Maybe because she can be herself with him and he doesn't judge her for her its actually fascinating. I can't tell if he loves her as a daughter or if she reminds him of a former wife or lover. Or both. There is passion in his eyes. A softness for her. Assassins are so complicated.

Episode 2: I'll Deal With Him Later



Carolyn sets up Eve on an official unofficial task. There's hardly any money, there's no ladder, you're completely deniable. Konstantine, "Breaking into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating it makes you look rude". Now its time to visit the psychiatrist. Look at these pictures of dead people and dogs and okay, she's laughing and doesn't care about victims who beg for their lives. Yes. She's fine. Back to work. The best line was about the people who hire her. "I respect their privacy". Perfect answer in this line of business. Woops, you made a joke about your mother and Anna, lets put you on sick leave. This just before she steals the tickets from Konstantin and prepares to do the job anyway. I think he let her. No way you're in that business and not know when someone is picking your pocket. Villanelle and Sebastian sitting in a tree and going on a date. He asks, where do you come here from, then she replies, with the same question (sociopath). Lets just get to the good part, the sex. Eve using her eyes to look down on Sebastian as she rides him. I'm sorry, but men all over the world can forgive a sweet innocent like him for cumming so fast. That was intense. Now, lets put this same character with an admitted freak like myself in the same scene. Same results, she's gorgeous, I'd cum quick too, but I wouldn't apologize for it, I'd just let her choke me and get ready for round two. Did she have an orgasme? of course not, she was studying your face and what you'd look like dead. But What A Ride. Her target, Carla, I'm surprised how easy it is to murder someone as long as you flatter them enough. I'm sure its really that easy.Killing the boyfriend was even easier. First time we see Konstantine willing to put Villanelle in her place and vice versa. Eve realizes she's met the assassin and so has Villanelle. The game is on.

Episode 3: Don't I Know You

Her skin is smooth and bright, with a lost look in her eye that was direct and chilling. Totally focuses. Killing an Asian Business man with a sense of kink was a unique way of killing the opening target. The starter kills are making Dexter look like an amiture. Villanelle's need to look into the eyes of her kill is her blood slide. I'm sure she recalls each of them. This was a point of the series where the cat and mouse effect really took hold. Who
is the cat in this scenario? You can try to corner your prey but when you've realized that you've been suckered into a trap. Finding out your the mouse sucks. But Bill did warn us. He said he was going to die. It was a not so subtle joke.

Episode 4: Sorry Baby

If you can't play along you will play with your brothers and sisters. This from Konstantine, an angry Konstantine. Villanel plays up the childish behavior to lower his guard. The more rouge she goes the more she senses he will have to kill her. So he makes a statement about her brothers and sisters. This is possibly a threat. Maybe he helped raise her, maybe he killed her family. Maybe the brothers and sisters are just other assassins. Either way, she gives him a childs toy and says "For Your Daughter" the look on his face meant, I am the cat. I just let you think I was the mouse. I believe this will either ring in a renewal of their relationship or makes sure no more threats will be needed. Seems like it's going to be all about actions. I'd be lying if I didn't say I didn't play out in my living room how I think I'd fair against Villanelle. I'd hope I wouldn't just punk out.

Episode 5: I Have A Thing About Bathrooms

Such a gamble to just get out of the car and try to talk to your assassin crush. Lead right up to her discovering where you live Eve. Now you have a psycho in your house and you just called her a psycho, she's not going to like that. The entire experience was more than gut wrenching. The meal together was tense but sometimes it was nice. Better than some dates I've been on. Do you think her husband now thinks Eve is cheating with a woman. 

to be continued. . .

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Margot Robbie Barbie Film Moves In The Works



Variety.com reports: Margot Robbie’s ‘Barbie’ Film Moves Ahead as Warner Bros. Closes Deal With Mattel. Warner Bros. and Mattel have partnered to bring Barbie to the big screen. Margot Robbie is set to portray the live-action version of the iconic doll. Robbie will also co-produce the film under her LuckyChap Entertainment banner, alongside Tom Ackerley and Josey McNamara from LuckyChap Entertainment. Robbie has been quoted stating the following, “I’m so honored to take on this role and produce a film that I believe will have a tremendously positive impact on children and audiences worldwide. I can’t imagine better partners than Warner Bros and Mattel to bring this film to the big screen.”
So what are your thoughts on a Barbie Movie starring Margot Robbie

I remember that Amy Schumer was taking on the project and now that Robbie is taking over, I feel that Warner Bros. were worried that her track record was poor since Trainwreck. I love her comedy on her show but her movies have not been hitting. Joy loves comedies. I asked if Barbie was coming to the real world in the film or vice versa what her thoughts are. It could be something hilarious, she said, or it could bomb.

I feel that if its still going to be a comedy, Robbie can be funny but can she be Barbie funny? Joy believes its something hard to bridge, because its been stated that it will be positive for kids. Will it be able to get to that middle ground where it was uplifting and funny. 

I also say, cast both, Robbie and Schumer. Barbie has had so many jobs in her 60 years. I think it can be a Barbie Woke moment if done right. But will it translate to the mass movie going audience. There are a lot of people very protective of the Barbie brand. Its just a matter of getting the right cast and director. There's been plenty of animated movies where kids and adults loved like the Shrek series. 

Maybe Mattel wanted a cleaner tone, based on Amy's adult humor. If she wanted to push the envelope this could have contributed to the switch. Joy feels like it will need a comedic side to the film to work for her but we'll wait for the trailer. 



Monday, January 7, 2019

The Fall Out of R. Kelly: How R & B Fans Knew, Ignored & Even Covered-Up Multiple Sex Crimes (ALLEGEDLY)

I'm an 80's baby, black male in America. I grew up off Reed Rd in south Houston. Coming up, you knew a few things about sexual scandals. One thing for sure, if your favorite artist is the best in the business and evidence points to indecencies, you'll deny till they die. This was true about O.J. and M.J. Kell's was the same beast but a totally different album.
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When Aaliyah first came onto the scene with Age Ain't Nothing But a Number everyone in school talked about how it was because of her husband, the then 27 year old R. Kelly. The accusation that he was the type of guy who had an appetite for young girls were always surrounding his career. People forget that before the Me Too Movement men just got away with this if they had a certain sense of untouchability. You would think that a black man in America, rich or not, famous or not, would be one of the first to go down for this. You'd be wrong. If you had a certain look. Could make a lot of money for a lot of people and didn't make too many splashes in public, the sick and perverted rich would embrace and protect you. Combine this with a loyal fan base, pre-social media and you have the perfect storm of reasonable doubt. Lets not forget the many men and women, young and old, who would say "She knew what she was doing. Probably came onto him for record deal". These were the kinds of thinking they needed to ensure they'd need not lift a finger to defend themselves.
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When I was 20 years old, the emphamis Pee-Pee tape was circulating. Again, this was before twitter, facebook, youporn, tumblr, insta, snapchat, and more. This was during the last few years of VHS. That's right, back in the day, when there was a sex tape it was filmed and circulated on tape. That's where the name came from; video taping sex, getting the tape, putting it into a VCR, connecting it to another VCR and making copies. It was a slow process, but this tape was in such high demand people actually took the time off from bootlegging movies to make copies of this. This tape was making Blockbuster Video numbers.Related image

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A lot of people saw it, shared it and sold it. The weirdest moment in my life was when I was getting a haircut. Definitely one of my last ones, since I lost my hair in my mid 20's, and the barbers were talking about something or other. Now barbers blab about a lot of things. These men gossip harder than the stereotype placed on women. I mean, dudes talk. I usually tune it out and watch as the barber cuts my hair and hope he doesn't laugh too hard and fucks it up. Suddenly one of them said, "I have it right here". This was at Sharpstown Mall. Each barber left their current cuts to swarm over a mounted old 15 inch making sure to angle it away from the front glass entrance.

Yes consumers, they were watching the tape. Now did you catch that little tig bit about angling the view of the screen. They not only knew that showing porn in that setting was bad for business but it had to have dawned on some of them, if not all of them, that they were actually distributing kiddy porn. Once that nugget started to circulate, the evidence of the tapes began to disappear faster than they came. Now you would think that it was because these people didn't want to go to jail for possessing child pornography. Yes that was the main situation but part of them also were subconsciously protecting R. Kelly.

This man has had several accusations, appearances in court and all types of media coming after him from The Chappelle Show to the Boondocks. None of it stuck, once Aaliyah died it seemed like nothing would. Kell's even recently shared the stage with Lady Gaga. But in the 2000's this man seemed like a musical unstoppable force of nature.

r kellyNow that the Surviving R. Kelly documentary has come out, it feels like once again the walls are closing. There are a lot of people who I feel narrowly escaped the wrath of the Me Too Movement. Eminem, Peyton Manning, and for a long time I thought R. Kelly. Will this be the moment that takes down the Pied Piper of R & B? A name, by the way, that was the biggest confession to what the was being accused, in somes opinions.

I have yet to see the documentary but when I do I will post a Binge Review on the YouTube Channel. New videos are uploading every Thursday and Saturday. Stay turned. www.youtube.com/t3medias




Friday, January 4, 2019

The Orville Season 2 Episode 1 Recap of Ja'loja



Okay so the whole episode starts off on Bortus's need to be seen peeing by his friends and family. Lets just get that out of the way. then, we see that Captain Mercer and Kelly are still at odds with The Break-Up having the captain confessed that he is still in love with her and Kelly never actually admitting she was not even though she's seeing a new guy. The whole creeper vibe where Mercer is doing a flyby and gets caught was hilarious and yes sometimes we do that.

I don't know why but I feel like lieutenant Alara and the captain need to just hook up or become a thing it seems that even though there's a huge and I mean huge age difference those two characters seem to have a lot in common. At the least it would make Kelly go crazy.

Dr. Finn and Isaac the Android are going to hook up and it's going to be really nasty. I can only imagine what kind of computerized algorithms he's going to give her with all kinds of freaky pleasure.

Gordon has John helped him try to ask a new character out and at first it seems like he might have a chance but I noticed something that I kind of picked up on from the beginning she was a little interested in the captain which is going to be a cool dynamic but I'm still holding out hope about a Laura and the captain hooking up maybe season 3.

Isaac helping the doctor with her son getting into trouble and confessing her love for him which totally flew over his head was funny. I cannot wait to see that whole dynamic play out.

My theories Gordon is gay and he will probably hook up with the character Dan who has a bad taste of poetry. I also see Isaac programming himself to feel and fall in love. Hopeful that elara hooks up with the captain and it becomes a big disaster. And Kelly's new boyfriend is too perfect he might be a psychopath.
And if Gordon is not gay at the very least he should hook up with that simulation woman he talked to her at the bar. She seemed pretty cool.


Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Aquaman Movie Raises All Tides, Expectations, Man Of Steel 2 Dreams & Momoagasms The World Over



Taking Joy out on a New Years date to see the King of the Ocean, Jason Momoa in Aquaman. I love the effects the underwater battles. The usage of lights and colors was amazing. The thing most of all was that it raised the bar and expectations for the better. The chemistry with Momoa along with the rest of the cast was epic. How they justified Black Manta was also inspiring. I think it will make DC really consider using more superheroes and villain of color. This was a good time to the movies, one that deserves a lot of recognition and the hope that it forces Warners hand on making Man of Steel 2 with Henry.

At this point there are a lot of ladies who are Jason Momoa fanatics taking their kids to see Aquaman, more for themselves than anything else. "Sure son, lets see it again and again". Multiple Momoagasms.

This film should easily hit a BILLION